karengillanslefteyebrow:

Cinder: what time is it?

Thorne: I don’t know, pass me that trombone and I’ll find out

Thorne: *blares trombone loudly*

Jacin, from another room: WHO THE F*CK IS PLAYING THE TROMBONE AT 2 AM

Thorne: it’s 2am

drink-the-fanfic-juice:

anxious-gryffindor:

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Ramps should be the standard.

Automatic doors should be the standard.

Elevators in multi-story buildings should be the standard.

ASL interpreters at events should be the standard.

Braille menus at restaurants should be the standard.

Accessibility should be the standard.]

rb this version bc accessibility should be the standard

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mothmans-sexy-lamp-deactivated2:

bronzetomatoes:

memewhore:

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one more day til the stop sign

Everyone get up it’s stop sign day

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manywinged:

manywinged:

i dont think im the protagonist. im the antagonist.

not in an edgy “ooh ahh im evil im a villain” way. i just create problems and obstacles for anyone who encounters me.

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world-heritage-posts:

roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it:

my-sisters-eyeball:

maradaisykat:

tree-of-blue-squirrel:

onfirelikegasoline:

becketts-one-and-done:

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

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when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

reblog it, because Russia can´t

Thanks Obama 

Wtf

When Russia makes this post illegal

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world heritage post

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beyoncescock:
“i love how supportive the mom is. i believe it builds healthy relationship and trust between them!!
” beyoncescock:
“i love how supportive the mom is. i believe it builds healthy relationship and trust between them!!
” beyoncescock:
“i love how supportive the mom is. i believe it builds healthy relationship and trust between them!!
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beyoncescock:

i love how supportive the mom is. i believe it builds healthy relationship and trust between them!!

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screambirdscreaming:

cantavier:

gaylor-moon:

lizardsister:

33v0:

33v0:

what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them?
Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too

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look at this shit

They radiate peace

capybaras are friend shaped

I love this post

This is actually a cool thing I know about!

In the wild capybaras live in large groups so naturally a female capybara will take care of not only her own offspring, but all of the other offspring in the group. So capybaras are super great mothers who will adopt pretty much anything and take care of it.

Lots of places that rescue different animals will give a group of baby animals to a capybara to raise if they have one.

Like puppies

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Ducks

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Deer

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Emus

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They are just super calm animals so they’re naturally great at mothering or just existing in a group!

mom shaped

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the world was severely lacking weird little girl memes so i had to fill the void

rocktheholygrail:
“#ICONIC
” rocktheholygrail:
“#ICONIC
” rocktheholygrail:
“#ICONIC
” rocktheholygrail:
“#ICONIC
” rocktheholygrail:
“#ICONIC
” rocktheholygrail:
“#ICONIC
” rocktheholygrail:
“#ICONIC
” rocktheholygrail:
“#ICONIC
” rocktheholygrail:
“#ICONIC
”

saddestblogger:

arousedhoe:

saddestblogger:

arousedhoe:

hey does anyone know the fastest way to clean up milk that’s covering every goddamn i nch of the  kitchen floor

i know a gal……she’s on her way

thanks

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zarekthelordofthefries:

prokopetz:

Media sometimes uses a snarky butler as a sign of a weak or ineffectual employer, but man, if I had that kind of money, I’d pay extra for a butler who was quick-witted enough to just burn me to the ground at a moment’s notice.

This is the principle behind medieval jesters

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